Some Naughty SMS

u r Ultimate
u r Lovely
u r Likeable
u r Unique
In short... u r ULLU !!!

I am getting marrried next week.
There will be small party
and only a few people will be invited.
Dont brings any gifts.
just brings SOMEONE to marry me.

Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind

Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : Thats YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
kuch nahi bas tumhari shakal yaad aagayi
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST
& the most beautiful person on the earth,
but then I thought.........
SUICIDE is a crime.

I Look at the moon,
the moon is beautiful...
I look at you... I... I...I'd rather
look at the moon again...

Monday ko ..... Dosti
Tuesday ko ..... Pyaar
Wednesday ko ..... Shadi
Thursday ko ..... Ghumana
Friday ko ..... Jagda
Saturday ko..... Talak
Sunday ko ..... Rest
Monday ko ..... Next

CHI CHANG CHEN
LAINGHUANG THEIN
CHI KWA SIAU-CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ
THAZ HAO OEI SIEN-SHENG
Popat ! Agar samj nahi aa raha ho
to padh kyon rahe ho....?

Why do we drink water ?
Because we cannot eat it.

Which letters R* cute* ?
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M
N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Ans.: Dont tell any 1 ok?
'U' and 'I'

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio
with a sports car around it.

Thought of the day:
SAVE WATER,
Take bath with neighbor's daughter!

Zinjagi mein teen chijen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....
1) PAISA,
2) MAUT
AUR ...... ???......AUR
3) MERA MESSAGE

GF : What is life ?
BF : Life is Love
GF : Whats love
BF : Love is kissing
GF : Whats Kissing?
BF : Come here and I show u

The more you study.
The more you know.
The more you know.
The more you forget.
The more you forget.
The less you know.
So why study?