~ : STRESS RELIEVER  :~

>>Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

>>Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

>>Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

 >>Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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>>Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

>>Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

 >>Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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>>Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

 >>Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

 >>Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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>>A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"  >>"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

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>>Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

 >>Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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>>Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

>>Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

>>Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

 >>Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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>>>THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

>1. It is important to find a woman who cooks, cleans up and has a job.

>2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh.

>3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

>4. It is important to find a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

>5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other

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>Vajpai was giving a speech on family planning.