While Travelling by the Mumbai local trains.....
 
 
ALWAYS REMEMBER....
 
 
 
>> >>1)Never iron your shirt if you intend to travel during

>>peak hours. The packed train shall do the needful.

 

>> >>2)Thou shall buy a first class pass only if your

>>company is paying for it.

 

>> >>3)Else thou should be really rich with an annual

>>income of atleast Rs.10 lakhs travelling by first

>>class. Otherwise is a public crime.

 

>> >>4)Before getting off at a station always make sure to

>>ask the person ahead of you, "Uterega Kya?" This way

>>you shall not feel left out.

 

 >> >>5)If you happen to be one of those few gazillion, who

 >>travel by train during peak hours, on a regular basis,

 >>do not spend money on gymnasiums or health

 >>instructors. You will realize how effortlessly and in

>>an innovative manner, one can practice yoga while

>>travelling.

 

>> >>6)If you have already started practising this

>>innovative yoga, see to it that it remains within the

>>confinements of the train compartment. Try these steps

 >>anywhere else and you'll soon get yourself locked up

>>in a mental asylum.

 

>> >>7)Always push the person standing ahead of you. It is

>>amusing when the person ahead of you does not use a

>>single word against you.

 

>> >>8)In case you happen to sweat or if your nose starts

>>twitching, rub the desired body part on the clothes of

>>the person standing closest to you.

>>Your hands are gonna be of no use to you at that time.

 

 >> >>9)Make sure you are the tallest among those standing

>>around you. It affects you less when others have to

>>bear the smell of your armpits.

 

>> >>10)Avoid travelling in slippers or sandals. It is an

>>accepted fact that someone always climbs on to your

>>foot.