>>peak hours. The packed train shall do the needful.
>> >>2)Thou shall buy a first class pass only if your
>>company is paying for it.
>> >>3)Else thou should be really rich with an annual
>>income of atleast Rs.10 lakhs travelling by first
>>class. Otherwise is a public crime.
>> >>4)Before getting off at a station always make sure to
>>ask the person ahead of you, "Uterega Kya?" This way
>>you shall not feel left out.
>> >>5)If you happen to be one of those few gazillion, who
>>travel by train during peak hours, on a regular basis,
>>do not spend money on gymnasiums or health
>>instructors. You will realize how effortlessly and in
>>an innovative manner, one can practice yoga while
>>travelling.
>> >>6)If you have already started practising this
>>innovative yoga, see to it that it remains within the
>>confinements of the train compartment. Try these steps
>>anywhere else and you'll soon get yourself locked up
>>in a mental asylum.
>> >>7)Always push the person standing ahead of you. It is
>>amusing when the person ahead of you does not use a
>>single word against you.
>> >>8)In case you happen to sweat or if your nose starts
>>twitching, rub the desired body part on the clothes of
>>the person standing closest to you.
>>Your hands are gonna be of no use to you at that time.
>> >>9)Make sure you are the tallest among those standing
>>around you. It affects you less when others have to
>>bear the smell of your armpits.
>> >>10)Avoid travelling in slippers or sandals. It is an
>>accepted fact that someone always climbs on to your
>>foot.